Fashionably late Hoodie

Some particles burst in right away. Others arrive late and save the reactor.

This shirt celebrates the delayed neutrons — the cool, calm, and stylish MVPs of reactor control. Sure, they show up late, but without them, the system goes supercritical. Sound like anyone you know?

Perfect for nuclear students, engineers, and anyone who believes being late is just part of the process (especially if you’re fission-famous).



• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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