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Critical Mass Clothing

Fueled by U-235

Fueled by U-235

Regular price $29.00 CAD
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Because coffee is great, but fission is forever.

This shirt is for the ones who power through life like a well-moderated reactor — hot, controlled, and fueled by U-235. Whether you're in the gym, the lab, or the middle of a meltdown (academic or otherwise), this tee lets the world know your energy levels are weapon-grade.

Perfect for nuclear engineers, students, physics nerds, and anyone who prefers their mornings enriched.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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