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Critical Mass Clothing
Half Life Crisis
Half Life Crisis
Regular price
$29.00 CAD
Regular price
Sale price
$29.00 CAD
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Some atoms decay quietly. Others buy a convertible and speed off into existential uncertainty.
This T-shirt captures the latter.
Whether you're a decaying isotope or just a human realizing time moves in one direction, this shirt hits that perfect fusion of physics humor and personal spiral.
Made for scientists, students, or anyone who’s ever made a questionable decision halfway through their timeline, this tee says what the lab coat won’t:
You’re still reacting, just not the way you used to.
Slip it on. Floor it. Decay in style.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This T-shirt captures the latter.
Whether you're a decaying isotope or just a human realizing time moves in one direction, this shirt hits that perfect fusion of physics humor and personal spiral.
Made for scientists, students, or anyone who’s ever made a questionable decision halfway through their timeline, this tee says what the lab coat won’t:
You’re still reacting, just not the way you used to.
Slip it on. Floor it. Decay in style.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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